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Whats in a cars name?Saw these on another site & thought i'd pop them on here.
Some are good & some are crap but there were a few that made me chuckle Ford Fix Or Repair Daily Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Found on Road Dead f*cked on Race Day Flatulent Odors Routinely Discharged F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge (the original Fords had Dodge Brothers' engines) in reverse: Driver Returns On Foot F*ck Off Richard Daley Found On Rubbish Dump Fast Only Rolling Downhill First Owners Recommended Dodge Escort Evidently Someone Can't Obtain Reliable Transportation Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Addresses Underage Decency Indefinitely Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Bring More Worries Barely Moving Wreck Bavarian Manure Wagon Bavarian Muck Works Built from Mercedes Wastebin Bring Me to Workshop Break My Wallet Be My Wife Bang My Wife Big Money Waste Big Money Wanker Bite My Weenie Black Man's Wheels Baader-Meinhof Wagon Brings Me Women Butt Munching Wanker b*stard Moving Wrecklessly Bite My Winky Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters Ferrari Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit Fiat Found In A Trashbin Flat In All Tyres Fehler in Allen Teilen For Italians, Adequate Technology Fix It Again, Tony Failed Italian Attempt (at) Transportation Lotus Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious Mercedes Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs Porsche Proof Of Rich Spoiled Chavs Having Everything Proof Of Rich Spoiled Cunts Having Everything Renault Rebuilt Engine, New Axles, Usually Lousy Transmission Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash Saab Sad Attempt At Beauty Honda Had One, Never Did Again Hold On, Not Done Accelerating Civic Completely Insipid Village Idiot's Car Mitsubishi Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention Might In Theory Seem Usable But Is (a) Simply Hideous Import Multiple Impact Tests Show Unprecedented Breakage, Is (a) Simply Horrible Investment Subaru Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit U R A BUS (Backwards) Suzuki Service Usually Zilch Unless Kamikaze Inside Toyota The One You Ought To Avoid Tired Overrated Yawnmobiles or Tedious Appliances
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Not even a little funny that you have quoted this swede pmsl Previously: Everything With 4 Wheels over 300bhp
Currently: M6 (57) & Hilux Invincible (60)
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Well, what did you expect? Except that I am really sorry presa doesn't show his married nose here anymore. I'm glad you got a thick skin !
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I did chuckle also 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
So he got married is that why he doesnt post anymore
I think Gee must have edited out some of the subaru ones there must have been more than two surely Previously: Everything With 4 Wheels over 300bhp
Currently: M6 (57) & Hilux Invincible (60)
Getting married and then splashing out on a lavish motor was the mistake. In the past, he could just tell her to p*ss off if she wasn't happy him hanging out with us. Now, if he doesn't listen, she'll walk (not a great loss, tbh ), take half of his income in alimony and the M5... (actually also not a great loss )
pmsl, the M5 would be more of a loss than the missus to me (sorry kat)... gotta watch what I say on forums as she probably has a key logger on my laptops such is her desire to catch me speaking to any female on the planet......
Previously: Everything With 4 Wheels over 300bhp
Currently: M6 (57) & Hilux Invincible (60)
Which wouldn't be a big loss either
On the contrary bud, the M5 would be a massive loss, its what make's life worth living
Previously: Everything With 4 Wheels over 300bhp
Currently: M6 (57) & Hilux Invincible (60)
Don't expect Swede to understand... he lives to be slapped about by birds!
What his missus own's his ass you mean ?
Previously: Everything With 4 Wheels over 300bhp
Currently: M6 (57) & Hilux Invincible (60)
Something like that... Spike said she tugs on his todger, gives him the puppy dog eyes and out comes the wallet...
Given how much I spend on cars, it's a very empty wallet that comes out PS: I thought I had a reputation for making women earn money for me, not the other way round
You WISH you had a reputation......
Only removed 1 scooby one as it was really crap. Here's the original page http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Car_manufacturers
yes i remember the pics bro 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
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