Water v. Beer

[Yampiedog]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the
Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words,
we will have consumed 1 liter of s***.

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or
other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty
to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing
so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and
therefore bad for you.

Remember:

Water = s***

Alcohol = Health

Free yourself of s***, drink alcohol!!!

It's better to drink alcohol and talk s***, than to drink water
and be full of s***!

[The Swede]

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer because the creation of alcohol involves a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Unless it's British beer of course !

[WR 1mposter]

Stella

[Yampiedog]

If we drink more beer they may reduce water rates?

[The Swede]

Stella

I will put your name down for going through the beerlist at the pub next to the hotel in Ninove on saturday night.

Since you're a beginner, you only need to drink one of each.

[garyk]

Nice one yampie!

One things for sure, I can drink six pints of beer one after another (yeah not alot I know!) but I cant drink six pints of water back to back!

Gary