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Selling up

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:59 pm
by p060064h
Hi girls & boys those of you who know me i bet your glad im back :lol:

Ive been out of the country for quite a bit making it nice and safe for you lot so you can get a good nights sleep.

At the moment ive got a VW T5 and the WR1, the T5 for practicality & the WR1 for a bit of fun.
Ive decided to get rid of them both and get a focus RS to have the best of both worlds.

I have no idea how much to ask for the WR1 so please can i have your views on how much i should ask for or should expect to get.
If anyone is interested in either the car or the van let me know.

Thanks guys love ya x x x [/img][/url]

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:05 pm
by p060064h
Forgot to mention the van has been converted by VW.
Hear is a link to the van mine is in blue.

http://www.vw-campervans.co.uk/camperva ... -campervan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:15 pm
by John Mc
What did you get banged up for? :lol:

It is a bit difficult to value something without specs / pics / mileage :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:22 pm
by p060064h
I got caught selling crack outside the local school.

I thought people might remember its the striped out 586 bhp monster :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:32 pm
by John Mc
:lol: Penis

I remember you had stripped it and were over 500bhp but it was around this point that you disappeared/got banged up... is there a thread on here with the details?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:50 pm
by p060064h
There is some threads on hear but im poo pants on computers so cant find em.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:57 pm
by p060064h

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:29 pm
by WR1 Bro
What is Scoobynet? Is that a hunting ground for children that like ScoobyDoo?

Good to have you back cock... oops, I'm meant Craig.

Hat off to you fella.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:35 pm
by Megaman
:lol:

Let the fun commence (again) :lol:

RS is a nice car not sure id swap a 500bhp scooby for one though, bit of a step back!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:38 pm
by Micktype WR1
or even 584bhp !!!!!!!!!!!!! gulp ! :omg:

Have you an idea as to what price you'll set for the ONE ?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:53 am
by John Mc
Are you able to put more photos up as it is now? Can't see a great deal on boobynet.

How many miles has it done?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:30 am
by p060064h
Hay up bro ya knob.

Yeah it will be a step back in speed but i like the RS.

As ive been away its been in my garage for about a year the car has done about 25k in total and probably less than 5k since work was completed.

Please could someone tell me how to post phots, its been a while & i forgot.

If you got any back copies of Total impreza its in the may/june 2009 issue.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:34 am
by WR1 Bro
Are you selling because JP went a few steps better?

LOSER!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:45 am
by p060064h
Yeah if i aint got the fastest one im not interested, you know me.

Ive got a tiny cock like you so i have to compensate somehow.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:45 am
by WR1 Bro
Exactly mate. My car is only around the 400bhp mark so that must mean my little chap is a little bigger than yours?

I think my car will be hitting the market in the very near future.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:17 am
by p060064h
There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny :D

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome :?:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:46 am
by WR1 Bro
I think you should get a camouflage job done on the RS.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:05 am
by eck
p060064h wrote:There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny :D

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome :?:


Green looks good but would rather have the white c/w black wheels and some other black/carbon ad-ons tho.


Good luck with the sale, not what i would do to a wr1 but awesome car neverless.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:13 pm
by John Mc
p060064h wrote:There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny :D

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome :?:


Check out the matt black wrap on one of the detailing threads that Clark did in the car care section. Looks good in the matt black... Dan has got the green one but it only had 300 horses which he had upgraded to 350bhp because his cock was smaller than he thought :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:14 pm
by John Mc
WR1 Bro wrote:I think you should get a camouflage job done on the RS.


:rofl: and wear night vision goggles when you drive around!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:07 pm
by p060064h
I'll have a look MC hammer. I will probably have the 350 upgrade too.

I hate cam been wearing it for to long, I've got blue eyes so it don't suit me.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:15 pm
by p060064h
:rofl: and wear night vision goggles when you drive around![/quote]

Don't use goggles,we use an eye piese over one eye so the other eye can still fire the weapon.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:18 pm
by Megaman
Universal commando springs to mind... :lol:

When its clean Green looks great for the RS, although ive seen the odd filthy ones which are awful.

Nice cars though..

Bro - you thinking of selling up?

What would you want for yours before i spend thousands getting mine up to 585.4bhp
;)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:34 pm
by John Mc
p060064h wrote:
Don't use goggles,we use an eye piese over one eye so the other eye can still fire the weapon.


:shock:
and so you can see the victims ring-piece :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:40 pm
by p060064h
Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:42 pm
by John Mc
p060064h wrote:Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain :lol:


'Japs'?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:35 pm
by Megaman
Tiddler wrote:
p060064h wrote:Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain :lol:


'Japs'?


:toofunny:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:43 pm
by p060064h
While we are on the subject what do men from japan call there japs eye.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:01 pm
by John Mc
What?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:49 pm
by Megaman
Their British Eye... duh didnt you know that?
:lol: