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by John Mc » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:21 pm
Not wanting to suck myself off but I sold my WR1 the other week.
It had -24000 miles on it (Yes, that's a minus....I'd driven it in reverse everywhere).
I work on the European space station serving burgers, so I didn't mind waiting 10 years for it to sell. I managed to get 1 gold star in my first 10 years there, they said I'm special.
I managed to get £65,000 for it in the end, due to the negative mileage and only ever being driven in reverse, it was basically a brand new gearbox in showroom condition. Just needed a new speedometer needle (bent) which I thought about using my cock as a replacement for.
I sincerely hope that none of you think I'm a cnut for writing this, but everyone seems to be selling their car too cheaply these days. If anyone wants a burger, I can recommend the salty mayonaise...
Love to you all.
[Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
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by ktm jon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:14 pm
pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:34 pm
Driving in reverse... Is that your way of saying you kept putting your WR1 through a hedge backwards?
Flipping ek, you are off your mo fo rocker.
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by Gary75 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:39 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Not wanting to suck myself off but I sold my WR1 the other week.
It had -24000 miles on it (Yes, that's a minus....I'd driven it in reverse everywhere).
I work on the European space station serving burgers, so I didn't mind waiting 10 years for it to sell. I managed to get 1 gold star in my first 10 years there, they said I'm special.
I managed to get £65,000 for it in the end, due to the negative mileage and only ever being driven in reverse, it was basically a brand new gearbox in showroom condition. Just needed a new speedometer needle (bent) which I thought about using my cock as a replacement for.
I sincerely hope that none of you think I'm a cnut for writing this, but everyone seems to be selling their car too cheaply these days. If anyone wants a burger, I can recommend the salty mayonaise...
Love to you all.
Thats a good price! still to cheap... As for sucking yourself off, can you
and using your cock for a replacement speedometer needle, must be a skinny little prick you have Mr John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert)
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by marchar » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:43 pm
I very nearly pissed myself then hehehe
Nobody told me it was this brutal !
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:17 pm
marchar wrote:I very nearly pissed myself then hehehe
Love or hate McJonno.... He will make you smile.
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by John Mc » Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:05 am
Being a spineless cnut I can suck my cock very easily.
The needle on my WR1 was the size of an elephants trunk, I had to guess the speedo reading as it was usually indicating a range between 0-100mph
Bro, wierdly I ended up going through the hedge forwards which was a novel insurance claim.
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by MUNK » Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:21 am
thats brilliant........people are definetly selling to cheap thats for sure..look at the price of some of the p1s still.. i know some people may not compare these two but..theyre not a million miles apart..and the wr1s are alot more few and far between are they not...
as for sucking your self off.10/10 if i could do it i wouldnt leave the house.
oohh also as christmas is fast aproaching and i cant afford to feed the wife and birds there fat balls(they need them in the winter) i was thinking of selling mine for £3000 any seriuous offers welcome.
"you can do it if you special brew it!!"
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by WR1 Bro » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:14 am
MUNK wrote:thats brilliant........people are definetly selling to cheap thats for sure..look at the price of some of the p1s still.. i know some people may not compare these two but..theyre not a million miles apart..and the wr1s are alot more few and far between are they not... as for sucking your self off.10/10 if i could do it i wouldnt leave the house. oohh also as christmas is fast aproaching and i cant afford to feed the wife and birds there fat balls(they need them in the winter) i was thinking of selling mine for £3000 any seriuous offers welcome.
I'll give you £2k cash. No inspection required.
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by EK563 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:09 pm
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by Crockel » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:55 pm
I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?
When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.
What car are you getting next?
PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.
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by WR1 Bro » Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:56 pm
Crockel wrote:I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?
When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.
What car are you getting next?
Omg. You boys are too similar.
I believe John is looking at an electric car. He is a field yomping tree hugging skinny gypsie.
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by Gary75 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:02 pm
WR1 Bro wrote: I believe John is looking at an electric car. He is a field yomping tree hugging skinny gypsie.
Not a Sinclair C5 by any chance
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by Gary75 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:05 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Being a spineless cnut I can suck my cock very easily. The needle on my WR1 was the size of an elephants trunk, I had to guess the speedo reading as it was usually indicating a range between 0-100mph Bro, wierdly I ended up going through the hedge forwards which was a novel insurance claim.
I get my girl friend to suck my cock she can do it sooooooo much better than me
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by Venkman » Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:41 pm
ktm jon wrote:pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go
Are you talking about the car or the wife?
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by ktm jon » Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:11 pm
Venkman wrote:ktm jon wrote:pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go
Are you talking about the car or the wife?
her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed
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by Venkman » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:18 pm
ktm jon wrote:Venkman wrote:ktm jon wrote:pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go
Are you talking about the car or the wife?
her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed
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by John Mc » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:56 pm
Crockel wrote:I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?
When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.
What car are you getting next?
PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.
I appreciate your comments, Crock.
Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next...
[Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
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by John Mc » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:58 pm
ktm jon wrote:Venkman wrote:ktm jon wrote:pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go
Are you talking about the car or the wife?
her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed
3rd wife?
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by WR1 Bro » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:46 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?
When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.
What car are you getting next?
PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.
I appreciate your comments, Crock.
Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next... [/quote
Fpmsl.
Stick with the Golf. Loser
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:41 am
WR1 Bro wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?
When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.
What car are you getting next?
PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.
I appreciate your comments, Crock. Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next...
Fpmsl. Stick with the Golf. Loser
Oops wrong thread.....
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by Gee Wr1 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:58 pm
PMSL not been on in a while and nice to see john is still....... well erm... still john Thought he'd lost his marbles years ago but seems to have lost some more
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by John Mc » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:36 pm
Gee Wr1 wrote:PMSL not been on in a while and nice to see john is still....... well erm... still john Thought he'd lost his marbles years ago but seems to have lost some more
I have Gee, this site would be shite if I didn't inject some controversy
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by Kempy » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:07 pm
our wr1 no 371 has 17800 on the clock and full service history. Is this one of the lowest around. Kids going to uni one day. So might have to sell.
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by The Swede » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:06 pm
Kempy wrote:our wr1 no 371 has 17800 on the clock and full service history. Is this one of the lowest around. Kids going to uni one day. So might have to sell.
I am looking for another runabout for the lady. 6500 cash and it will get a good home
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